Aides Brief Buttigieg On Ohio Disaster Using Wooden Toy Train Set

U.S. · Feb 22, 2023 · BabylonBee.com

My cmnt: Like Karine Jean-Pierre (see photos below) Buttigieg is another incompetent diversity hire in the O’Biden regime and like his boss the two of them may be the most unqualified and incapable persons to ever fill these positions. Both Pete and Karine share the main qualifications of being married, gay and Leftist in their ideology.

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In preparation for his long-awaited visit to survey the damage left in the wake of the East Palestine, Ohio train derailment disaster, U.S. Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg’s team is briefing him on the catastrophe by using a wooden toy train set.

“Chugga chugga chugga — TOOT TOOT! Uh oh! Choo choo go boom!'” said Pete excitedly as aides brought out a toy recreation of the derailment. “Wooo Woooooooo! I’m a conductor!”

“We figured this would be the best way to help him understand,” said top Buttigieg aide Michael Fitzpatrick. “Dealing with complex problems with a lot of moving parts and sensitive elements isn’t exactly Secretary Buttigieg’s strong suit. These little wooden toys from Ikea really come in handy.”

Buttigieg is finally commenting on the train derailment that has resulted in a release and controlled burn of toxic chemicals and is planning to visit the region soon. Aides quickly found the Secretary’s basic knowledge of the incident — and the state of Ohio in general — to be severely lacking. “He initially thought we were referring to Palestine, like in the Middle East,” said Patrick Fitzmichael, another close Buttigieg advisor. “We had to grab a globe and show him where Ohio is. After that, using the little toy train set seemed like a good idea.”

Sources who were present at the closed-door briefing described the scene as “fun” and “playful,” but also “disturbing” and “unbefitting of national leadership.”

At publishing time, the Buttigieg team was scrambling to find an adult-sized train conductor’s hat, which the Secretary had demanded if he was going to visit the derailment site.

Karine Jean Pierre with ‘wife’ Suzanne Malveaux attend the CNN Correspondents’ Brunch at Toolbox Studio on April 26, 2015 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Riccardo S. Savi/Getty Images)

Black, female, foreign-born, gay activist (her main qualifications for being Biden’s White House Press Secretary) Karine is married to her wife, Suzanne Malveaux. Malveaux is a CNN (naturally the worse and currently failing ‘news’ network) correspondent. Together they are parents of an adopted daughter Soleil Malveaux Jean-Pierre. Like Barack Obama’s mother’s claimed marriage to Barack Hussein Obama Sr. there are no pictures of their alleged wedding.

She has been said to be a big fan of Star Trek’s Jean-Luc Picard.

Karine Jean-Pierre made history this week as the first black woman and first openly gay person to be named White House press secretary, replacing her boss Jen Psaki. – April 2022 – Soon after this very tight girl-hugging they had a sleepover and brushed each other’s teeth.