This title by someone at the Daily News is so clever and funny I just had to post it. It is mentioned in another post here.
Skit for brains
Lord Buckbeak: "Will you come into my parlor?," said the Spider to the Fly.
"Will you come into my parlor?" said the Spider to the Fly
Lord Buckbeak: "Will you come into my parlor?," said the Spider to the Fly. 
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